Saturday, September 04, 2010
Kirstie Alley says, I’m too chicken to go dancing. Just as long as she doesn’t look like Joan Crawford in her dancing debut years ago that mimics a duck waddling.
Body left in hearse. The real explanation is the best. A mortician from Carrboro, NC kept the decomposing body of a woman in the hearse while waiting for cremation authorization.
How a cadaver made your car safer. Was it a cadaver before it made your car safer, or did it become a cadaver in the process of making your car safer?
Bristol Palin reported going dancing. Who cares?
Lennon's toilet sells for $14,740 at U.K. auction. We have to assume that Yoko Ono no longer needed it.
And my favorite for today: Scoop: Lohan back on Twitter with driving tips. That one speaks for itself.
Please send me your “Off the wall headlines” with your own comments, and I will publish the best. In the meantime, keep laughing.
Posted by Jack Dunning at 7:00 AM