Sunday, September 12, 2010
“Levi Johnston sorry he said 'sorry' to Sarah Palin.” I don’t know if that’s because of what he did to Bristol, but they’re both too late.
“Michael Jackson's two eldest children have attended school for the first time.” Since Prince is 13, Paris, 12, and Blanket is 8, they have a lot of catching up to do.
“The bereaved go bargain hunting.” Clearly this must mean for a less expensive casket, but, hey, someone could have spied a big sale at Macy’s on the way to the funeral.
Report: Paris Hilton claimed cocaine was gum. Now I’m no authority on cocaine, but if she mistook this for gum, she’s even dumber than we thought.
Kelly Osbourne strips. Can’t wait to see if her skin is painted black.
Please send in your headlines cause I’m fresh out for next week. In the meantime, keep laughing.
Posted by Jack Dunning at 7:00 AM