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Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Why not elect a witch?

Christine O’Donnell says, “I’m not a witch.” But what if she is, and has supernatural powers that could transform the Congress into a body of competent individuals that would do the work of the people they represent? Or charm them into being honest representatives that don’t go to Washington just for their own self benefit. Or enchant congressional members into making decisions that are best for the country, not just their state and their reelection. Or maybe her spells could drive them to do just anything at all.

Perhaps the candidate shouldn’t be so quick to deny this ability since the country is obviously looking for a miracle in November.

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